Passover talk
Apr. 20th, 2006 11:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tamara_russoMy dad making Matzebry: "(the Matzebry sticks to the pan) How did your mother stick?! (to the Matzebry)"
We went to my aunt's house for a Bar-B-Q, where we met the most bitter woman in the world (my aunt's neighbor): "(I'm standing next to her next to the salads) The meat's hot... We need to eat salads to smooth it out...Go get Spoons! (I'm shockingly look at her)"
(I'm humming the theme from "Terminator"), my cousin: "Don't do me any mental damage."
When we leave my cousin calls for me to come near his car, and plays a CD. It's "Terminator's" Soundtrack...
We talk about addictions. My cousin: "I never had a drink or a smoke in my life". Me: "I drink, but I never had a smoke in my life as well, but I have other addictions". A relative, no idea who he is: "Like what?". Me: "Harry Potter (my cousin nods in approval)..."
I painted my fingernails bright red. I like it. I get in to Efrat's car. Efrat: "Who's got the nails of a witch?" Me: "(Trying not to get angry). Efrat: "It's really old". Me: "No it's not, all the young girls wear it... Besides, I like it". Efrat: "O.K."
I went to a fantasy-sci-fi convention. The HP prophecy ("The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...") is written on a sign, in Hebrew. Me: "Why in Hebrew? (quotes the entire thing in English)". My cousin: "(Shocked silence)".
We went to my aunt's house for a Bar-B-Q, where we met the most bitter woman in the world (my aunt's neighbor): "(I'm standing next to her next to the salads) The meat's hot... We need to eat salads to smooth it out...Go get Spoons! (I'm shockingly look at her)"
(I'm humming the theme from "Terminator"), my cousin: "Don't do me any mental damage."
When we leave my cousin calls for me to come near his car, and plays a CD. It's "Terminator's" Soundtrack...
We talk about addictions. My cousin: "I never had a drink or a smoke in my life". Me: "I drink, but I never had a smoke in my life as well, but I have other addictions". A relative, no idea who he is: "Like what?". Me: "Harry Potter (my cousin nods in approval)..."
I painted my fingernails bright red. I like it. I get in to Efrat's car. Efrat: "Who's got the nails of a witch?" Me: "(Trying not to get angry). Efrat: "It's really old". Me: "No it's not, all the young girls wear it... Besides, I like it". Efrat: "O.K."
I went to a fantasy-sci-fi convention. The HP prophecy ("The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...") is written on a sign, in Hebrew. Me: "Why in Hebrew? (quotes the entire thing in English)". My cousin: "(Shocked silence)".
