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[tamara_russo]

My cat just decided to kill himself. I found him outside my window, after leaving it slightly open for some air. He demanded food (my cat) and I refused. He is just too fat. I persuaded him to get inside after a while (persuading - grabbing him by the back of his neck, dragging him inside and slapping him on the nose because he's stupid). Closing the window would be a good idea now. Idiot cats.