Work anecdote

[IZ and I are talking about where to put the oil gauge on the oil tank]
Me [pointing to one of the tank's corners]: "What about here?"
IZ: "No, we can't read it from that angle."
Me [pointing to one of the tank's other corners]: "What about here?"
IZ: "No, it will probably get damaged there."
Me [pointing to one of the tank's other corners]: "What about here?"
IZ: "We might put crates there..."
Me [stares - there aren't any corners left]: "We can put two gauges."
Iz: "I love you too"
Me: *dies*